"Jam Nazi"
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Jam Nazi

Were just a nice tight circle of friends,
We get together for a little jam session,
We dont like strangers coming along,
They turn it up and they play good songs.

Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Jam Nazi! Jam Nazi! Get off the Stage!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Jam Nazi! Jam Nazi! Get off the Stage!

We paid our dues and were here to stay.
We get together every Monday to play.
Why wont those other people just stay away?
They wont get up if I have my way!

Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Jam Nazi! Jam Nazi! Get off the Stage!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Jam Nazi! Jam Nazi! Get off the Stage!

We wrote songs on acoustic guitar,
Then we pretend that were real rock stars,
Those other guys man theyve gone too far,
They bring their drums and electric guitars.

(Bridge) Bm / D / G / F# / -- Bm / D / G / F# /-- (2 measures no vocal then)
Kumbaya my lord ..kumbaya.Itsy Bitsy Drain Spider crawling up the spout!
1234. All jam Nazis out the door!

Heil ..Heil
Heil ..Heil

Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Jam Nazi! Jam Nazi! Get off the Stage!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Jam Nazi! Jam Nazi! Get off the Stage!